Cleanliness Is Magic

Toilet Sparkle-01On the way home from the Edmonton Expo my wife and I were talking, and I mentioned Twilight Sparkle. As you do.

“Oh, I thought you said toilet sparkle,” Lisa said.

“WELL NOW I DID,” I said.

I’ve seen all of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Partially that’s because Lisa watches it, but to be honest she also watches America’s Next Top Model and I have watched as little of that as I can possibly possibly get away with. So I must be fair: it’s a good show!  I would not consider myself a brony, mostly out of a sense of not wanting to be punched.

I do, however, own one of these.

I was disappointed to learn today that I’d been beaten to the Toilet Sparkle gag, but what are you gonna do?

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